If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On - Funny Vintage Card ^Sale

A sweet vintage drawing of a bird paired with the line: “If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On.” The joke is aimed at whoever wronged them — a small, silly way to say “I’m on your side.” Perfect for friends or family who want to vent and feel supported. Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.